Rod - 2 days ago
You know the great thing about the comedy you're doing is you are taking chances. It takes serious balls going out to open mics and bombing night after night, but it really is the only way to learn. Getting out there and trying new material, which I'm sure you know already. Don't give up man. Some comics take a full year to just write their material before going out on the road. But you gotta be in it to win it my friend. You've already got the hard part down, getting up in front of an audience can be incredibly intimidating. But I can see from the videos you're in on your blog, you handle yourself well on stage. It's also super importan......fuck me...I just jizzed in my own eye...I'll have to continue this later.
RESPONSE: Hey Rod, you don't know how much I appreciate you taking the time to write that. I teach a course in finance on the weekends and so getting in front of people isn't that bad. And thanks for following the blog, too, man. What was that super important tip!?
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Gay Ramon - yesterday
Hmm maybe you could try making fun of faggots? Everyone finds that shit funny.
RESPONSE: Ok, lemme give it a shot.
Faggots are getting confused as hell where I live, because we have these things called hipsters and they wear tight faggoty jeans and faggoty fedoras and also don't shave their facial hair. I feel bad for the faggots. They just want to get laid, and are being mislead by these heterosexual hipsters dollying themselves up like cock gobblers.
How was that?
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Louis - 2 days ago
Anyone want a 92 Civic? Only 120,000 miles on it. Looking for $15,000.
Hit me up.
RESPONSE: I know a ton of people in Malvern that would take you up on it. By take you up on it I mean pretend to want to see you and rob you at gunpoint. But seriously, it's a popular model among the dudes who like to supe up cars.
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Fred Williamson - 2 days ago
Anyone ever fart in the tub and then bite the bubbles?
RESPONSE: They would pop just as they reached the surface.
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Dragula - 2 days ago
COCKS
RESPONSE:
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Boss Niggah - 2 days ago
Where's my money mother fucker
RESPONSE: The cheque's in the mail, I promise.
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
CUNT!
RESPONSE:
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Mr Meanie - 2 days ago
Go back in time and give your mother an abortion.
RESPONSE: Hey Mr. Meanie, go forward in time and give yourself a sandwich. I foresee hunger in your future. All joking aside, thanks for visiitng the blog! If you suggest a topic I'll make it funny. Trust me. My delivery isn't good, but I can write jokes like a motherfucker.
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Stan - 2 days ago
Jesus, that was harsh.
RESPONSE: Really? Seriously, if you can't afford to raise kids right you shouldn't be having them. Rebuttal?
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Reakwon - 2 days ago
Diversify yo bonds nigga!
RESPONSE: Raekwon, they ain't up on high finance (pronounced, 'Fin Nance')!
RESPONSE: Thanks for that, Large Boner! No really. I was able to use the character that you used to create the phallus as a buildilng block to separate each of my entries. So thanks for that.
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Jerry Sandusky - 2 days ago
Damn, I wish that large boner was real and belonged to a 12 year old.
RESPONSE: It does. - Pope
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Fred Williamson - 2 days ago
Does anyone know where I can get some good tit milk? This is a serious question.
RESPONSE:
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Iron Sheik - 2 days ago
Jerry Sandusky....you are gay and faggot. You take my marijuana...you don't respect me....Fak You. I put you in the camel clutch, fak your ass, make
you humble.
RESPONSE: Nuff said.
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Jerry Sandusky - 2 days ago
Mr Sheik can I have one of those camel fuck clutch ass humble things please?
RESPONSE: You'll have to get in the back of the line like everybody else.
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Rod - 2 days ago
You know the great thing about the comedy you're doing is you are taking chances. It takes serious balls going out to open mics and bombing night after
night, but it really is the only way to learn. Getting out there and trying new material, which I'm sure you know already. Don't give up man. Some
comics take a full year to just write their material before going out on the road. But you gotta be in it to win it my friend. You've already got the
hard part down, getting up in front of an audience can be incredib
Eric the Midget - 4 days ago
Das some funny shit mon. Bloodclaaaaaaaaaaat.
RESPONSE: Truss me...
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Biff - 2 days ago
You should have went Michael Richards on them.
Boss Nig out
RESPONSE: When you think about it, I kinda did. Richards referred to the black audience members dying. I told them to stop procreating, which is like
killing in advance when you think about it. I guess I did it in a more subtle manner. But I still think that I'm coming from a moral place. If you don't have enough money to raise a child, you shouldn't be allowed to raise a child.
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Tan - 2 days ago
Who Farted?
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Riley Martin - 2 days ago
Uhhh... yo... when are you going to stop treating me like a Bojangles?
RESPONSE: Like a what? Please explain the reference. All I'm thinking of is Sammy Davis Jr. at this point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMcfUjIguSs
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Vagina puhsssssssie
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Artie - 2 days ago
Jamaican me angry!
Bloooodclaaaaaaaat
RESPONSE: ...People dem! Bloodclaat people fi bun!
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Mahoney - 2 days ago
I like the Jamaican bashing idea... How about this one... Jamaican girls are so easy, if their vagina had a password it would be "password"
RESPONSE: Dude, seriously, that had me in stitches. I told my friends that one. Can I use it? I'll credit you on stage as Mahoney. No lie. Holla atchuh boy 'jagdeo comedy at gmail com' remove spaces
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
Yo don't listen to these rubes....you'll be great! Practice makes perfect.
I just have one thing to say brother...CUNT!
RESPONSE: Thanks Religious Mark! You from the UK? You don't hear 'rubes' used often where I'm from.
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Milika Da'Cocks - 2 days ago
Your comedy is great! Dont focus on Jamaicans, that's just racist. Try to make fun of all blacks just to make it fair.... also, Milika Da'Cocks!
RESPONSE: Thanks Milika! What's funny is that Milika sounds like a black chick's name. If a black girl approached you and said here name was Milika, you'd respond with your name.
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Satan - 2 days ago
I approve this bit. My one bit of positive feedback would be to get more racist.
Feel free to bounce ideas off me. I'm here to help.
RESPONSE: Hey homie! It's been awhile. Wheh yuh deh pon? (I use Jamaican patois because Satan is Jamaican). Racist enough for ya?
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Peeeeeeenaaaaaassssss
RESPONSE:
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Eric the Midget - 2 days ago
Milika Da'Cocks.....that's a nice name. Is that Portuguese?
RESPONSE: Pronounced, 'Me Like Ah Da Cocksh' in 'Portuguesh'
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
Are you the Milika Da'Cocks from East Bumfuck?
RESPONSE: Damn, lots of Milika clients in attendance!
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Howard - 2 days ago
In response to Tan....I farted. Sorry.
RESPONSE: Glad we sorted that out...
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Scott - 2 days ago
So this might be more of a technical question but does anyone know if there is a way to vote thumbs down multiple times?
RESPONSE: Hey Scottish! It's something I control on my end. Use a friend's computer to vote thumbs down. Suggest a topic.
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
F U Scott
RESPONSE: Ditto.
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Louis - 2 days ago
Anyone want a 92 Civic? Only 120,000 miles on it. Looking for $15,000.
Hit me up.
RESPONSE: I know a ton of people in Malvern that would take you up on it. By take you up on it I mean pretend to want to see you and rob you at gunpoint. But seriously, it's a popular model among the dudes who like to
I can't respond to comments individually, so I thought I'd do it as a group.
Special thanks goes out to 'Large Boner' who posted a self-portrait. No really. Thanks!
I was able to use the character that you used as a building block for the giant phallus as a buildilng block to separate each of my entries below so they're easier to read.
AJ - 6 days ago
Trial and error man. Keep at it. Keep reaching for the stars.
RESPONSE: Hi AJ, Thanks man! Yeah comedy is like sailing without a compass sometimes. I appreciate you following.
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Eric the Midget - 4 days ago
Das some funny shit mon. Bloodclaaaaaaaaaaat.
RESPONSE: Truss me...
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Biff - 2 days ago
You should have went Michael Richards on them.
Boss Nig out
RESPONSE: When you think about it, I kinda did. Richards referred to the black audience members dying. I told them to stop procreating, which is like
killing in advance when you think about it. I guess I did it in a more subtle manner. But I still think that I'm coming from a moral place. If you don't have enough money to raise a child, you shouldn't be allowed to raise a child.
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Tan - 2 days ago
Who Farted?
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Riley Martin - 2 days ago
Uhhh... yo... when are you going to stop treating me like a Bojangles?
RESPONSE: Like a what? Please explain the reference. All I'm thinking of is Sammy Davis Jr. at this point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMcfUjIguSs
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Vagina puhsssssssie
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Artie - 2 days ago
Jamaican me angry!
Bloooodclaaaaaaaat
RESPONSE: ...People dem! Bloodclaat people fi bun!
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Mahoney - 2 days ago
I like the Jamaican bashing idea... How about this one... Jamaican girls are so easy, if their vagina had a password it would be "password"
RESPONSE: Dude, seriously, that had me in stitches. I told my friends that one. Can I use it? I'll credit you on stage as Mahoney. No lie. Holla atchuh boy 'jagdeo comedy at gmail com' remove spaces
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
Yo don't listen to these rubes....you'll be great! Practice makes perfect.
I just have one thing to say brother...CUNT!
RESPONSE: Thanks Religious Mark! You from the UK? You don't hear 'rubes' used often where I'm from.
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Milika Da'Cocks - 2 days ago
Your comedy is great! Dont focus on Jamaicans, that's just racist. Try to make fun of all blacks just to make it fair.... also, Milika Da'Cocks!
RESPONSE: Thanks Milika! What's funny is that Milika sounds like a black chick's name. If a black girl approached you and said here name was Milika, you'd respond with your name.
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Satan - 2 days ago
I approve this bit. My one bit of positive feedback would be to get more racist.
Feel free to bounce ideas off me. I'm here to help.
RESPONSE: Hey homie! It's been awhile. Wheh yuh deh pon? (I use Jamaican patois because Satan is Jamaican). Racist enough for ya?
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Peeeeeeenaaaaaassssss
RESPONSE:
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Eric the Midget - 2 da
Gay Ramon - 12 years ago
Hmm maybe you could try making fun of faggots?
Everyone finds that shit funny.
Rod - 12 years ago
You know the great thing about the comedy you're doing is you are taking chances. It takes serious balls going out to open mics and bombing night after night, but it really is the only way to learn. Getting out there and trying new material, which I'm sure you know already. Don't give up man. Some comics take a full year to just write their material before going out on the road. But you gotta be in it to win it my friend. You've already got the hard part down, getting up in front of an audience can be incredibly intimidating. But I can see from the videos you're in on your blog, you handle yourself well on stage. It's also super importan......fuck me...I just jizzed in my own eye...I'll have to continue this later.
Jerry Sandusky - 12 years ago
Mr Sheik can I have one of those camel fuck clutch ass humble things please?
Iron Sheik - 12 years ago
Jerry Sandusky....you are gay and faggot. You take my marijuana...you don't respect me....Fak You. I put you in the camel clutch, fak your ass, make you humble.
Fred Williamson - 12 years ago
Does anyone know where I can get some good tit milk? This is a serious question.
Jerry Sandusky - 12 years ago
Damn, I wish that large boner was real and belonged to a 12 year old.
I like the idea of the jokes, but you don't know how to write jokes. Sorry, but you're just not funny.
(cont. part 4)
Rod - 2 days ago
You know the great thing about the comedy you're doing is you are taking chances. It takes serious balls going out to open mics and bombing night after night, but it really is the only way to learn. Getting out there and trying new material, which I'm sure you know already. Don't give up man. Some comics take a full year to just write their material before going out on the road. But you gotta be in it to win it my friend. You've already got the hard part down, getting up in front of an audience can be incredibly intimidating. But I can see from the videos you're in on your blog, you handle yourself well on stage. It's also super importan......fuck me...I just jizzed in my own eye...I'll have to continue this later.
RESPONSE: Hey Rod, you don't know how much I appreciate you taking the time to write that. I teach a course in finance on the weekends and so getting in front of people isn't that bad. And thanks for following the blog, too, man. What was that super important tip!?
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Gay Ramon - yesterday
Hmm maybe you could try making fun of faggots? Everyone finds that shit funny.
RESPONSE: Ok, lemme give it a shot.
Faggots are getting confused as hell where I live, because we have these things called hipsters and they wear tight faggoty jeans and faggoty fedoras and also don't shave their facial hair. I feel bad for the faggots. They just want to get laid, and are being mislead by these heterosexual hipsters dollying themselves up like cock gobblers.
How was that?
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(cont. Part 3)
Louis - 2 days ago
Anyone want a 92 Civic? Only 120,000 miles on it. Looking for $15,000.
Hit me up.
RESPONSE: I know a ton of people in Malvern that would take you up on it. By take you up on it I mean pretend to want to see you and rob you at gunpoint. But seriously, it's a popular model among the dudes who like to supe up cars.
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Fred Williamson - 2 days ago
Anyone ever fart in the tub and then bite the bubbles?
RESPONSE: They would pop just as they reached the surface.
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Dragula - 2 days ago
COCKS
RESPONSE:
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Boss Niggah - 2 days ago
Where's my money mother fucker
RESPONSE: The cheque's in the mail, I promise.
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
CUNT!
RESPONSE:
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Mr Meanie - 2 days ago
Go back in time and give your mother an abortion.
RESPONSE: Hey Mr. Meanie, go forward in time and give yourself a sandwich. I foresee hunger in your future. All joking aside, thanks for visiitng the blog! If you suggest a topic I'll make it funny. Trust me. My delivery isn't good, but I can write jokes like a motherfucker.
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Stan - 2 days ago
Jesus, that was harsh.
RESPONSE: Really? Seriously, if you can't afford to raise kids right you shouldn't be having them. Rebuttal?
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Reakwon - 2 days ago
Diversify yo bonds nigga!
RESPONSE: Raekwon, they ain't up on high finance (pronounced, 'Fin Nance')!
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Large Boner - 2 days ago
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RESPONSE: Thanks for that, Large Boner! No really. I was able to use the character that you used to create the phallus as a buildilng block to separate each of my entries. So thanks for that.
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Jerry Sandusky - 2 days ago
Damn, I wish that large boner was real and belonged to a 12 year old.
RESPONSE: It does. - Pope
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Fred Williamson - 2 days ago
Does anyone know where I can get some good tit milk? This is a serious question.
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Iron Sheik - 2 days ago
Jerry Sandusky....you are gay and faggot. You take my marijuana...you don't respect me....Fak You. I put you in the camel clutch, fak your ass, make
you humble.
RESPONSE: Nuff said.
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Jerry Sandusky - 2 days ago
Mr Sheik can I have one of those camel fuck clutch ass humble things please?
RESPONSE: You'll have to get in the back of the line like everybody else.
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Rod - 2 days ago
You know the great thing about the comedy you're doing is you are taking chances. It takes serious balls going out to open mics and bombing night after
night, but it really is the only way to learn. Getting out there and trying new material, which I'm sure you know already. Don't give up man. Some
comics take a full year to just write their material before going out on the road. But you gotta be in it to win it my friend. You've already got the
hard part down, getting up in front of an audience can be incredib
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Eric the Midget - 4 days ago
Das some funny shit mon. Bloodclaaaaaaaaaaat.
RESPONSE: Truss me...
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Biff - 2 days ago
You should have went Michael Richards on them.
Boss Nig out
RESPONSE: When you think about it, I kinda did. Richards referred to the black audience members dying. I told them to stop procreating, which is like
killing in advance when you think about it. I guess I did it in a more subtle manner. But I still think that I'm coming from a moral place. If you don't have enough money to raise a child, you shouldn't be allowed to raise a child.
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Tan - 2 days ago
Who Farted?
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Riley Martin - 2 days ago
Uhhh... yo... when are you going to stop treating me like a Bojangles?
RESPONSE: Like a what? Please explain the reference. All I'm thinking of is Sammy Davis Jr. at this point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMcfUjIguSs
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Vagina puhsssssssie
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Artie - 2 days ago
Jamaican me angry!
Bloooodclaaaaaaaat
RESPONSE: ...People dem! Bloodclaat people fi bun!
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Mahoney - 2 days ago
I like the Jamaican bashing idea... How about this one... Jamaican girls are so easy, if their vagina had a password it would be "password"
RESPONSE: Dude, seriously, that had me in stitches. I told my friends that one. Can I use it? I'll credit you on stage as Mahoney. No lie. Holla atchuh boy 'jagdeo comedy at gmail com' remove spaces
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
Yo don't listen to these rubes....you'll be great! Practice makes perfect.
I just have one thing to say brother...CUNT!
RESPONSE: Thanks Religious Mark! You from the UK? You don't hear 'rubes' used often where I'm from.
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Milika Da'Cocks - 2 days ago
Your comedy is great! Dont focus on Jamaicans, that's just racist. Try to make fun of all blacks just to make it fair.... also, Milika Da'Cocks!
RESPONSE: Thanks Milika! What's funny is that Milika sounds like a black chick's name. If a black girl approached you and said here name was Milika, you'd respond with your name.
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Satan - 2 days ago
I approve this bit. My one bit of positive feedback would be to get more racist.
Feel free to bounce ideas off me. I'm here to help.
RESPONSE: Hey homie! It's been awhile. Wheh yuh deh pon? (I use Jamaican patois because Satan is Jamaican). Racist enough for ya?
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Peeeeeeenaaaaaassssss
RESPONSE:
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Eric the Midget - 2 days ago
Milika Da'Cocks.....that's a nice name. Is that Portuguese?
RESPONSE: Pronounced, 'Me Like Ah Da Cocksh' in 'Portuguesh'
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
Are you the Milika Da'Cocks from East Bumfuck?
RESPONSE: Damn, lots of Milika clients in attendance!
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Howard - 2 days ago
In response to Tan....I farted. Sorry.
RESPONSE: Glad we sorted that out...
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Scott - 2 days ago
So this might be more of a technical question but does anyone know if there is a way to vote thumbs down multiple times?
RESPONSE: Hey Scottish! It's something I control on my end. Use a friend's computer to vote thumbs down. Suggest a topic.
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
F U Scott
RESPONSE: Ditto.
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Louis - 2 days ago
Anyone want a 92 Civic? Only 120,000 miles on it. Looking for $15,000.
Hit me up.
RESPONSE: I know a ton of people in Malvern that would take you up on it. By take you up on it I mean pretend to want to see you and rob you at gunpoint. But seriously, it's a popular model among the dudes who like to
Hi All,
I can't respond to comments individually, so I thought I'd do it as a group.
Special thanks goes out to 'Large Boner' who posted a self-portrait. No really. Thanks!
I was able to use the character that you used as a building block for the giant phallus as a buildilng block to separate each of my entries below so they're easier to read.
So thanks for that.
Michael Jagdeo
PS - Are a lot of you commenters from Europe?
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AJ - 6 days ago
Trial and error man. Keep at it. Keep reaching for the stars.
RESPONSE: Hi AJ, Thanks man! Yeah comedy is like sailing without a compass sometimes. I appreciate you following.
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Eric the Midget - 4 days ago
Das some funny shit mon. Bloodclaaaaaaaaaaat.
RESPONSE: Truss me...
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Biff - 2 days ago
You should have went Michael Richards on them.
Boss Nig out
RESPONSE: When you think about it, I kinda did. Richards referred to the black audience members dying. I told them to stop procreating, which is like
killing in advance when you think about it. I guess I did it in a more subtle manner. But I still think that I'm coming from a moral place. If you don't have enough money to raise a child, you shouldn't be allowed to raise a child.
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Tan - 2 days ago
Who Farted?
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Riley Martin - 2 days ago
Uhhh... yo... when are you going to stop treating me like a Bojangles?
RESPONSE: Like a what? Please explain the reference. All I'm thinking of is Sammy Davis Jr. at this point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMcfUjIguSs
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Vagina puhsssssssie
RESPONSE: Yeah.....um....please explain...
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Artie - 2 days ago
Jamaican me angry!
Bloooodclaaaaaaaat
RESPONSE: ...People dem! Bloodclaat people fi bun!
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Mahoney - 2 days ago
I like the Jamaican bashing idea... How about this one... Jamaican girls are so easy, if their vagina had a password it would be "password"
RESPONSE: Dude, seriously, that had me in stitches. I told my friends that one. Can I use it? I'll credit you on stage as Mahoney. No lie. Holla atchuh boy 'jagdeo comedy at gmail com' remove spaces
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Religious Mark - 2 days ago
Yo don't listen to these rubes....you'll be great! Practice makes perfect.
I just have one thing to say brother...CUNT!
RESPONSE: Thanks Religious Mark! You from the UK? You don't hear 'rubes' used often where I'm from.
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Milika Da'Cocks - 2 days ago
Your comedy is great! Dont focus on Jamaicans, that's just racist. Try to make fun of all blacks just to make it fair.... also, Milika Da'Cocks!
RESPONSE: Thanks Milika! What's funny is that Milika sounds like a black chick's name. If a black girl approached you and said here name was Milika, you'd respond with your name.
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Satan - 2 days ago
I approve this bit. My one bit of positive feedback would be to get more racist.
Feel free to bounce ideas off me. I'm here to help.
RESPONSE: Hey homie! It's been awhile. Wheh yuh deh pon? (I use Jamaican patois because Satan is Jamaican). Racist enough for ya?
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Little Lupe - 2 days ago
Peeeeeeenaaaaaassssss
RESPONSE:
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Eric the Midget - 2 da
Hmm maybe you could try making fun of faggots?
Everyone finds that shit funny.
You know the great thing about the comedy you're doing is you are taking chances. It takes serious balls going out to open mics and bombing night after night, but it really is the only way to learn. Getting out there and trying new material, which I'm sure you know already. Don't give up man. Some comics take a full year to just write their material before going out on the road. But you gotta be in it to win it my friend. You've already got the hard part down, getting up in front of an audience can be incredibly intimidating. But I can see from the videos you're in on your blog, you handle yourself well on stage. It's also super importan......fuck me...I just jizzed in my own eye...I'll have to continue this later.
Mr Sheik can I have one of those camel fuck clutch ass humble things please?
Jerry Sandusky....you are gay and faggot. You take my marijuana...you don't respect me....Fak You. I put you in the camel clutch, fak your ass, make you humble.
Does anyone know where I can get some good tit milk? This is a serious question.
Damn, I wish that large boner was real and belonged to a 12 year old.
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Diversify yo bonds nigga!
Jesus, that was harsh.
Go back in time and give your mother an abortion.
CUNT!
Where's my money mother fucker
COCKS
Anyone ever fart in the tub and then bite the bubbles?
Anyone want a 92 Civic? Only 120,000 miles on it. Looking for $15,000.
Hit me up.
F U Scott
So this might be more of a technical question but does anyone know if there is a way to vote thumbs down multiple times?
In response to Tan....I farted. Sorry.
Are you the Milika Da'Cocks from East Bumfuck?
Milika Da'Cocks.....that's a nice name. Is that Portuguese?
Peeeeeeenaaaaaassssss
I approve this bit. My one bit of positive feedback would be to get more racist.
Feel free to bounce ideas off me. I'm here to help.
Your comedy is great! Dont focus on Jamaicans, that's just racist. Try to make fun of all blacks just to make it fair.... also, Milika Da'Cocks!
Yo don't listen to these rubes....you'll be great! Practice makes perfect.
I just have one thing to say brother...CUNT!
I like the Jamaican bashing idea... How about this one... Jamaican girls are so easy, if their vagina had a password it would be "password"
Jamaican me angry!
Bloooodclaaaaaaaat
Vagina puhsssssssie
Uhhh... yo... when are you going to stop treating me like a Bojangles?
Who Farted?
You should have went Michael Richards on them.
Boss Nig out
Das some funny shit mon. Bloodclaaaaaaaaaaat.
Trial and error man. Keep at it. Keep reaching for the stars.