What other outrageous civics lessons do YOU see popping up on red state math tests? (Poll Closed) (poll 5833429)

What other outrageous civics lessons do YOU see popping up on red state math tests? (Poll Closed)

If 1% of the population controls 42% of the wealth, how many Occupy Wall Street protesters smell like dirty hippies? 8%
An optimist walks into a bar. Is Obama half black or half white? 14%
How many state(s) can you count in an Israel/Palestine 2-state solution? Show your work. 1%
20 miners are trapped in a coal mine. Count the ways deregulation will get them out. 9%
An oil company pays $0 in taxes. Calculate their refund (in billions). 17%
Jane has 5 dinosaurs. In what century AD was she born? 5%
Mahmoud boards an Airbus without ID. How many virgins is he hoping to get? 1%
Multiply the number of books Sarah Palin has read by the number she has written. Do you have a positive or negative number? 9%
2 men holding hands enter a Wal-Mart in Texas. How many fire extinguishers should they purchase for their trip to Hell? 6%
If a poor, black single mother can't afford medical care for her baby, how much have you overpaid in taxes? 10%
FOX News says 2+2=5. Add 2+2. 14%
Other 4%

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