Laptop Stickers 2012 (Poll Closed)

• Google is my dictionary.
  2%
   
• Stuxnet
  1%
   
• I never finish anyth…
  1%
   
• 2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2).
  2%
   
• To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
  2%
   
• I'm not antisocial; I'm just not user friendly.
  4%
   
• Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
  5%
   
• SEC_RITY is not complete without U.
  2%
   
• NO.
  1%
   
• What could possibly go wrong?™
  4%
   
• There's no place like 2130706433.
  1%
   
• I would tweet the password, but it's more than 140 characters.
  3%
   
• Do not remove this PC, security testing in progress.
  1%
   
• This has to be a honeypot, right?
  2%
   
• Seems legit.
  3%
   
• Made of Bugs.
  1%
   
• # [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click"
  3%
   
• Malware free… or are u buying?
  1%
   
• Chiquita
  <1%
   
• It's OK, Macs don't get viruses.
  3%
   
• Click here.
  1%
   
• Talk to the hand, because the iptables ain't listening.
  1%
   
• Dropping packets never goes out of style.
  1%
   
• My password list is stored in /dev/null.
  1%
   
• Several neighbors have told me my network's safe!
  2%
   
• The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not.
  5%
   
• I don't care if you get my UDP jokes!
  2%
   
• By clicking, you agree you have read the terms and conditions.
  2%
   
• Wannabe Anonymous.
  1%
   
• No money, no malware, no problem.
  1%
   
• Do you want to join my botnet?
  3%
   
• Don't worry… you can trust me.
  1%
   
• Your password is safe with me.
  2%
   
• Every cloud should have a lead lining.
  1%
   
• We were all 0-day once.
  2%
   
• iHack
  1%
   
• #Hardened
  1%
   
• My APT is bigger than your APT.
  1%
   
• Hey, you, get outta my cloud!
  1%
   
• Let's just go back to pencil and paper.
  1%
   
• Would you like source code with that?
  1%
   
• A closed port is a happy port.
  2%
   
• My root password is ^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$.
  2%
   
• It's not spam, it's just e-mail you don't know you want yet.
  1%
   
• Software on this machine partially developed by DigiTask.
  <1%
   
• Protected by Bundestrojan.
  1%
   
• Protected by Staatstrojan.
  <1%
   
• Unsecured PC, no antivirus, not updated, so please, try penetrating this.
  1%
   
• If you see me laughing, you better have a backup.
  4%
   
• I'm not anonymous.
  3%
   
• Certificates for sale. Trust me.
  4%
   
• Change your password before I change it for you.
  3%
   
• You chose the venue: Facebook, Twitter or Skype?
  <1%
   
• Don't just stand there, reboot something!
  2%
   
• I did it 4 the lulz.
  2%
   
• Bug 647959 – Add Honest Achmed's root certificate
  1%