What embarrassing things could the TSA find on some famous conservatives? (Poll Closed)

• Newt's 4th wife
  9%
   
• The 3rd agency of government Rick Perry wanted to cut
  3%
   
• The Koch brothers
  14%
   
• Romney's porn stash of old Ozzie & Harriett episodes
  4%
   
• Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands
  8%
   
• Terry Schiavo
  2%
   
• Stepin Fetchit
  3%
   
• Marcus Bachmann's "It Gets Better" video
  9%
   
• Callista Gingrich's actual hair
  3%
   
• Santorum
  11%
   
• An empty suitcase full of all the jobs they promised to create
  24%
   
• Other
  10%