What will go wrong with the New York Football Giants next year?
Victor Cruz abducted by aliens
Hakeem Nicks assassinated by the Mossad in a wacky case of mistaken identity.
Giants' owner John Mara possessed by the vengeful ghost of Al Davis, fires entire coaching staff and replaces them with his gardeners.
Jason Pierre Paul and Osi Umenyiora convert to Jainism, abjuring all violence, and retire from the NFL.
Eli Manning decides that dramatic late-game comebacks aren't challenging enough, and tries to be the first team to win the Super Bowl without making the playoffs.
Rather than drafting Andrew Luck with their first pick, the Indianapolis Colts arrange a Manning for Manning trade. ESPN explodes, and the shrapnel takes out most of New Jersey.
Something else that I will explain in comments.
As a being of pure intellect, I can already see the predetermined future, and it's even wackier than these. But I only like radio-button polls, and refuse to leave a comment explaining how.
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