Your girlfriend picks up the new Dynasty Warriors and wants to play. You . . .
Watch her play video games while you play with her boobs.
Grab the 2nd player remote and help her unlock all the items and get the targets for the next 12 hours. You might not have a chance like this again.
Go upstairs and throw a tantrum. Sleep till the next day because you're pissed off she's not giving you attention. She doesn't love you.
Give yourself a hard-on and distract her and ask her if she wants to go have some sexy time.
Tell her that you're not up for video games, and suggest an alternative activity like going for a run.
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