Why did "Simple Justice" end?
The upcoming grand opening of "Simple Justice Nursery and Day Care Center."
Irritable bowel syndrome impacting concentration..
Realizing that it wasn't really "Simple." (look for opening of "Complex Justice")
Global Warming
Did it for the children.
Taking time to prepare for upcoming defamation lawsuit. (a la Rocky in Rocky 4)
Just watched "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Plans trip to Loompaland to get Oompa Loompas to help with writing endeavors.
Discovered that Kitchen Aid Corp. was a huge fan.
Trying to convince UA author to embark on new point/counterpoint blogging endeavor: "JD v. LLB."
Realized that guy who promised "Blogging gets all the chicks" was lying.
Discovered internet porn. (All that porn isn't going to surf itself.)
Ordered to "Stop that stupid shit" by Dr. SJ.
It's finally time to pursue his life's passion: Interpretive Dance
Wants to devote time to supporting Santorum for President.
Try as he might, always felt inadequate compared to Gamso's 'stache.
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