How will the Republican party win back women voters?
Sending all their trophy wives out to be buffed and polished
Rush Limbaugh decides to be fair and upload videos of himself every time he has sex with a prostitute
New civil-rights regulation that forces Hooters to hire B-cups
Callista Gingrich comes down with a bad fever; Newt steps out to get her prescription filled and actually comes back
John Boehner stops wiggling his middle finger when shaking Hillary Clinton's hand
Female speakers at GOP convention no longer required to stop mid-speech and get Daddy a beer
Rick Santorum promises to allow new mothers to bring only one turtle or pigeon for her "sin offering" instead of two, thus making it easier to render her clean after childbirth, Leviticus 12:8
Fox News hires a brunette woman who occasionally wears pants
Mitt Romney flip-flops; believes females should be allowed to terminate defective replicants without review by male drones
Senate GOP leaders dissolve the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
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