Which of these stories were you able to relate to most? (poll 6169177)

Which of these stories were you able to relate to most?

I'm at the tattoo parlor as we speak

Don't talk to me about chopping kale, you princess. Try dicing butternut squash

My hamster Stanley can follow maps better than I do :(

Hmph, at least these poor Indian women don't have to take a piss in a TTC subway washroom

How quick is it to emigrate to Australia?

I hated all these stories. Where do you find such garbage?

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