What should Pete Coors do to keep busy?

• Answer 1: Defect to New Belgium Breweries with unused good recipes.

• Answer 2: Drive a peddicab at the DNC.

• Answer 3: Act as Bob Schaffer's media relations person

• Answer 4: Invoke the little known right as Coors Field donor to be batboy

• Answer 5: Form an alliance with Pete Molson and Pete Miller to run the biz.