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This just in. Scientists have finally captured a pussy-fart on film.
“Got to walk the bitch or he’ll shit on the sofa.” - the dog
“The Bitch” and “The Pussy” in “Who’s walking who?”
Jay signals how many times his fat wife Kristin has used the gravy boat some assholes got them for their wedding.
Pictured here, a whiny, hairy, small, slow bitch, who constantly needs to be told what to do and retreats into a corner when hit or there are loud noises. Also pictured, a dog.
That little dog left a massive piece of shit behind him.
“They’re not sweat pants! They’re comfort trousers!"
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