What are some other creative ways the GOP can think of to reduce the deficit without killing the Bush tax cuts? (Poll Closed) (poll 6316366)

What are some other creative ways the GOP can think of to reduce the deficit without killing the Bush tax cuts? (Poll Closed)

Charge women for their mandatory vaginal probes 15%
Put a tollbooth on Sarah Palin's "Bridge to Nowhere" 7%
Replace all public school computers with Etch-a-Sketches 7%
Mail Fort Knox to Ca$h-4-Gold 9%
Fine Gail Collins $1M every time she mentions Romney putting his dog on the roof of his car 3%
Privatize Wyoming 12%
Institute a 50% pay cut for all volunteer firemen 10%
Call Angela Merkel and ask what she would do 7%
Kidnap the Bush twins and hold them for $7 trillion dollars in ransom 19%
Other 10%

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