What are the worst electronic music lyrics ever?!

• “I've been to Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe” – Tinie Tempah

• “I’m as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer” – Snap

• “Got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon” – Moose T

• "All the Chicken Heads, be quiet" - Fatman Scoop

• “Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle” – Wamdue Project

• “Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak, Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak” - Pitbull

• "Bound 4 the bound bound 4 the reload" – Oxide and Neutrino

• “A licky boom boom down” – Snow

• “No, no, no nonono, no, no nono , no no there's no limits” – 2Unlimited

• “Make my way to the refrigerator, One dry potato inside, no lie” – Faithless

• “North America, where the buildings are old and you might have lots of mimes” – LCD Soundsystem

• "My lifestyles terribly wild, but you’ll never catch me on the Jeremy Kyle show" – Wretch 32

• “I can freak a fit that pump with the peep” – Azealia Banks

• “Blue his house with a blue little window / And a blue Corvette / And everything is blue for him and hisself / And everybody around / Cos he ain't got nobody to listen” – Eiffel 65

• “Head to hat, tape to that, tells a cat, snares a slack, Red to pink, plate to zinc smells a stink, edge to brink” – Audio Bullys

• “If you could turn back time...Cher/ you used to be here now you gone...Nair” – Nicki Minaj

• "But there's just one little thing that really really, really, really annoying me about you, you see, yeah yeah like I said you are really fit, But my gosh don't you just know it" – The Streets

• "I like that boom boom pow, them chickens’ jackin’ my style" – Black Eyed Peas

• "What's the difference between Bush and Saddam/Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, Osama Bin Laden/or Idi Amin/Fidel Castro/Seems to me, they on the same team" – Chemical Brothers

• “Oh, you touch my tralala,mmm... my ding ding dong. La la lalalalala, la la lalalala, la la lalalalala” – Gunther & the Sunshine Girls

• "Re-e-wind, when the crowd say boselecta" – Craig David

• “‘Your ass from the side looks just like a coke bottle” – Taio Cruz

• “You can be the DJ, I can be the dancefloor, you can get up on me” – JLS

• “My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps" – Black Eyed Peas

• “Up and down” (repeat) – Venga Boys

• “Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis. No weenies” – Snoop Dogg

• "I know you're really busy and I know you got plans, but are you really too busy for a sun tan?" – Dizzee Rascal / Calvin Harris

• “Do you really like it, is it is it wicked” – DJ Pied Piper

• “It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It must be Dave who's on the train” – Scooter

• “Jump in my hooptie hooptie hoop I own that” – Nicki Minaj

• "Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!" – Donna Summer

• “What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?” – The Tamperer ft.Maya

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