Which very specific superhero skill would you like to possess?
The Sweaty Sweetie: featuring the ability to run unnaturally fast, but only to the nearest 7-11, and only when they paid for someone else's drink last time they ran.
The Know-Tato: featuring the ability to taste potatoes and know instantly where those potatoes were grown.
The Mind Candy Master Curler: featuring the ability to see visions of which People magazines the nearest hair salon has on their coffee table.
The Pledge: The ability to say the Pledge of Allegiance with such commanding intonation and energy that everyone in the room feels a little more patriotic.
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