Why could none of the Jedi Council sense the dark side of the force emitting from Senator Palpatine?
Their full attention was preoccupied by the constant paranoia from being in a state of high alert for Yoda's favorite prank, "Force" sliding furniture under their feet as they walk.
He used his Bedazzler to jazz up his Dark Side to a sparkly, but fashionable distraction to the Jedi, whose Jedi dress code plainly states "no uniform adornments".
His Depends undergarments also function as cloaking device. Apparently, the Dark Side has two side effects: 1. A cold, evil heart. 2. Urinary incontinence.
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