Why wasn't the polar bear allowed into the nightclub?
He was wearing the wrong coloured suit.
His toes would scratch the dance floor.
The owners just didn't want him to. There was possibly some racist thing going on there in turning him away.
Someone reminded him he had forgotten to set the DVR to record, missing his appearance on "Animal Planet" on the discovery channel.
The bouncers realised when other food is unavailable, polar bears will eat just about any animal they can get. That should include humans.
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