Now that we are adding in sex scenes to classic novels, what classic should we spice up next? (Tick all that appeals to you)
The Lost World by Arthur Conan Doyle. Bringing on the rapist pterodactyls!
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne. Professor Aronnax, Ned Land and Horny Giant Squid menage a trois!
Kidnapped by RL Stevenson. David Balfour and Alan Stewart are warming up the sheets in that special way on those cold lonely Higland nights!
The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson-Burnett. With a title like that, and those kids running around in secret gardens, this one is such an obvious candidate for pornification.
The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling. There's a long thick serpent slithering in Mowgli's jungle...
Babar the Elephant by Jean de Brunhoff. If we want to commit sacrilege, we may as well do it with style, no?
Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Duh, so obvious! Rapist chimps, horny jungle man, hapless damsel in distress...
The Bible. Go on. I dare you people.
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