What are some of the surprising effects of "Obamacare"? (poll 6424650)

What are some of the surprising effects of "Obamacare"?

States being bankrupted by all those work crews that cut you out of the side of your house

Death panels actually really quick and efficient

"Obamapoints" for every bullet you choose to leave inside you

"You have cancer" diagnosis no longer true unless doctor remembers to phrase it as "Simon says you have cancer"

Yearly value of insurance can be cashed out in Pall Malls

Eating at Denny's now considered pre-existing condition; also working at Denny's

Really small businesses forced to provide "friends with" benefits

Convenient health bar on lower left side of vision tells you when to eat a chicken leg or drink a potion

Five collagen injections gets you one free boob

Friday is Random Pill Day

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