Choose your favourite punchline to "A fish walked into a bar..." (poll 6452344)

Choose your favourite punchline to "A fish walked into a bar..."

...acuda

This was before he was legless.

...nacle

He was a two-foot pike.

and drank like a fish.

Before long, his head was swimming.

which was fishy.

and ordered a mocktail.

They refused to serve him. He was gutted. Then they served him.

ordered a water, and soon, he was in his element.

put his glass on the counter and said, "fillet".

and was battered.

Vote View Results

See this poll on: https://poll.fm/6452344/embed

Your Name

Please enter your name.

Email Address

Please enter your email address.

Your Website (optional) Your Comment

Please enter a comment.

0/4000 chars