I've said each of these to my daughter; which is the best piece of fatherly wisdom? (poll 6519567)

I've said each of these to my daughter; which is the best piece of fatherly wisdom?

"Toilets aren't hats, Pumpkin."

"The men's restroom is a bad place! Never go in there."

"We don't drink out of the toilet, baby."

"No, honey; Daddy wants to keep his pants on."

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