If you found a bottle floating in the ocean, which note would you be most surprised to discover inside? (poll 6519586)

If you found a bottle floating in the ocean, which note would you be most surprised to discover inside?

"My pen is almost out of ink. My boat crashed at... [faded and indecipherable scribble]"

"Litter: the original snail-mail."

"Disappointing, right?"

"Please return this to the store and get the deposit back."

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