What are some of the surprises in the just-released "fifth page" of the US Constitution?
Coupon for "Ftarbuckf"
Declaration that gay bondage porn is "the very foundation of the republic"
Franklin's secret stash of dirty French limericks
Other 2/5 of black people
"Grand Cotillion" flyer printed on Fireball Fuchsia
George Washington doodling the words "freedom" and "liberty" over and over again in bubble letters
Bonus "Making of the Constitution" pamphlet
A series of explicit directives from the Bavarian Illuminati
Impassioned defense of monarchy by publisher Hezekiah Murdoch
Noah Webster's definition of "militia"
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