One winning debate can't explain why the loons in the GOP are so jazzed up - so what do THEY know that WE don't know? (Poll Closed) (poll 6594522)

One winning debate can't explain why the loons in the GOP are so jazzed up - so what do THEY know that WE don't know? (Poll Closed)

They heard Big Bird tastes almost as good as spotted owl 11%
Matt Drudge is about to report that Elizabeth Warren will drop out of the race to open a casino 5%
McDonald's just announced they'll put an AK-47 in every Happy Meal 4%
Larry Craig is on the short list to be the new face of the 3-dollar bill 5%
20th Century Fox is releasing a colorized version of "Birth of a Nation" 5%
The IRS has defined "small business" as any corporation that can avoid paying taxes 17%
E.L. James' next S/M novel will be titled "Fifty Shades of Trickle Down" 5%
Rumors aside, science still hasn't found a cure for AIDS 5%
They just found one silver lining: Obama's good jobs report wasn't published on recycled paper 4%
It turns out that Jesus is a corporation, too, my friend 34%
Other 5%

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