I'm not sure why I am going to bother, but I have a few words on this comment: "Fuck off Molly. Get out from behind the computer and get a life."
Dear Mr. Burns/Bob/Shups,
I work over 40 hours a week. I blog when it's slow at work, for probably about a half an hour on average. I update on Facebook from my phone. I probably go out more than a troll who has been anonymously commenting on anything related to my blog for a year using different usernames to make it seem like there is more than one douche who does the same thing, yet uses the same writing style, obscure references to NQHS, and the word "queef". Please keep pretending that you've only read that one Quincy Boys blog from last November that got you so butt hurt over that you are still trolling a year later. Humor me by continuing to comment. When you do make sure to throw in some of that same shock/vulgar humor you are known for, you know, slang words for vaginas (and the word "queef"!). Then let's debate on a polling website (that you got to via my blog) about the time that never occurred when I claimed to be funny, or about the time you pretended that I rigged a contest for people I don't even know. When we are done debating with a younger girl, maybe you can go back to trolling Barstool's comments section with a clever username to anonymously shit on El Pres, while retweeting him at the same time because you've got a tough exterior, with the interior of a "wide set vagina". When that's done with, maybe you can beat off to the Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day. Actually, we should just skip the debating and let you move onto the latter, as you clearly have the mentality of a 15 year old boy and can probably hold it in only as long as you can handle going without saying the words "pussy" and "fart" consecutively in a typed out sentence. I always knew guys were funnier than females, I just didn't know that they could be as funny as you are!
PS: I know that the term "wide set vagina" is from the movie Mean Girls, I am SO unoriginal. I've embarrassed myself on the internet yet again =(
Ryan flynn - 11 years ago
Hi this is me not being annonymous.All you ppl talking shit & making up conspiracies are fuckin pussys who clearly dont have a life....go get laid losers. Although I seriously doubt any1 who would post that kinda shit has much of a chance.
Jay Graz - 11 years ago
That's why I put the phrase in quotes. It means its quoted or not an original thought.
You prob should have paid more attention in school instead of drawing penises in your notebook and giggling about it.
huntin' hogs - 11 years ago
I played football with this fag kid back in highschool. He cried a lot. Total whine bag.
Jay Graz Fucks Dudes - 11 years ago
You'd probably make it mandatory that a bunch of dudes bukakke you on the regular if you were president bro. That every kid gets a trophy line was straight from any Pussification blog on barstool. Pretty original. Fuck yourself you tubby bitch.
Love,
Montgomery Burns
Jay Graz - 11 years ago
Anonymous Internet comments are in the top 5 things wrong with this country right now. That and the fact that "every kid gets a trophy." If I were president, I'd make a law saying everyone has to post their real name so they would have to face repercussions for the things they say.
Jay Graz - 11 years ago
Anonymous Internet comments are in the top 5 things wrong with this country right now. That and the fact that "every kid gets a trophy." If I were president, I'd make a law saying everyone has to post their real name so they would have to face repercussions for the things they say.
Get a life - 11 years ago
Seriously people I just don't get it, it's a fucking contest it's supposed to be fun!! And for all you fucking assholes who are talking shit stop reading the fucking blog don't vote an shut the fuck up. No one is making you read it or look at it. It's a Halloween costume settle the fuck down!!
Molly - 11 years ago
Thanks for enlightening me before I go to bed :) You're going to make a good bachelor for the rest of your life someday.
Molly's Advertisements - 11 years ago
Molly,
It's you're advertisements. Due to your comeback of "ill stop queefing when you do" and your lack of ability to realize and recognize that if you do anything on the Internet people are going to shit on you, we've decided to not be your advertisements any longer.
Regards,
Your Advertisements
PS You're a total abortion.
Molly - 11 years ago
Also, catdog didnt win dumbshit.
Molly - 11 years ago
Also, catdog didnt win dumbshit.
Molly - 11 years ago
Bob,
The internet is powerful. I wrote a blog that took 5 minutes to type out, Barstool asked to post it, and a couple months later I was offered ads and now get paid to spend up to 20 minutes a day writing a blog, while I sit at my real full time job. I'll stop queefing when you do. Trust me, I'm not crying.
Chest Beefers - 11 years ago
I actually have never read your blog other than the one barstool posted about Quincy people, which was brutal, but tonight someone who attended class on the first floor of NQHS (your typical reader) liked your status about people shitting on you in a poll web site. When I got done being a productive member of society I figured instead of taking my nightly dump into a toilet I'd just shit directly in your face on a poll comment section. Fucking Internet is awesome. The power it has is enormous. It even gives chicks the opportunity to embarrass themselves by attempting to be funny and then crying about people shitting on them because of a costume contest, that was rigged for CatDog by the way. Fuck off Molly. Get out from behind the computer and get a life. Also stop queefing.
Woah! Lots of anger! I love it as it shows you obviously follow my blog in some capacity because of the fact that you have been lead here (besides the Chubbuck guy but um, we are all entitled to opinions). You can say "i just clicked it bc someone reposted it", but then why would you be so angry? Are you guys alright? Do you realize you are attempting to cyber bully a girl on polldaddy.com for an admittedly stupid/non serious blog? And you are doing so anonymously. So while I neglect to go off in search of those thousand cocks you wish I'd choke on, you can sit here and dwell on the fact that you are a big, gaping vagina.
'Shups - 11 years ago
I don't agree with most of these commenters. Chicks can be funny. The only woman that ever made me laugh actually has a pretty good YouTube video. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ7aGO8PiQ&sns=em
Keep trying Molly, someday other people will believe you're talented and funny and you won't be the only one that thinks so.
Love,
Razor Ramon's Lack Of Dick Buldge
Jerry Chubick - 11 years ago
I'd rather be forced to look a still photo of Elizabeth Warren in the nude (tastefully done) than commit any time to actually reading any of these "blogs". Just a big fan of polls over here and I stumbled upon this one.
Jerold Chubick
Nosy Lady - 11 years ago
Just sticking my nose in others business. I believe no one took anything serious than the people getting upset about the comments made by the Coolers, cooter, nutt, Tino, shitting up your back and the tanning peener
Doug Carlson - 11 years ago
Jeez Louise guys its just a costume contest! No need to cyber bully. Molly don't listen to these guys. Just keep walking around with your head up your big stupid ass. Focus more on your dumb blogs and less on dog shit polls.
Doug Carlson
Molly Is A Cunt - 11 years ago
Dear Molly,
You're a fucking cunt and only funny to people with zero sense of humor. Choke on 1,000 cocks. You're a human pussy fart. :-p
Love,
Guy Fierri
wtf - 11 years ago
Seriously!?! People are really going this fuckin crazyy over a freaking costume BLOG!?! I dont even know molly I know we went to the same high school and all the boring shit quincy details--but you really think she has that much damn time on her hands to just go skew all the results for a costume constest? I think she much rather be getting her fuckin drink on then sitting there scamming people..I mean really?? And if you are that batshit crazy that you think people literally sit there over their computer making up results or picking their friends--then you should probably just go get laid or go get a damn ass lifee!!
Jeez maybe I should have posted the rest of the costumes just for you to shut the fuck up. Legit, these were the best costumes I got. The rest were mostly group costumes, packaged costumes, or babies. I didn't have enough prizes for a group costume and a baby would be all set with a free fitness bootcamp session.
Cock sock in the tan machine...protecting the tip - 11 years ago
I wanna hang with Molly's hubby. Kid picked awesome costumes for the finals. Must be a laugh machine. Just pumping out the funny.
Excuse me Mr (or Mrs) Cooter, if that's your real name, but do you know how long it takes to upload 40 photos, change their format and put them on a blog? Neither do I. But I do know that there is no fucking way I was going to attempt it because fuck that. I write blogs at the same time as working my full time job and I don't like to spend more than 30 minutes.
Crazy Cooter - 11 years ago
Guarantee Molly skews the final percentages so cat shit wins. Should of put all 40 costumes up
Thanks Sean Connery's ballsack, but they are $25 gift cards ;)
sean connery's ball sack - 11 years ago
Somebody call the history channel! There's a conspiracy over rigging a costume contest for $5.00 giftcards. These must be those same assholes who put up trashy statuses and dont work...or youryou occasional asshole trolls. catdog was the one of the more clever ones hands down. Go find something better to do with your time rather or continue lighting up and making conspiracy theories. She has nothing to gain from rigging a small contest with really nothing to gain for the winner themself. Bunch of whiners...how about we give everybody a trophy you pussies.
Jenna - 11 years ago
I hear baby new year has a huge cock.
FelineCanine - 11 years ago
Lezbehonest, people are jealous (and have way too much time on their hands to care about the validity of an online poll)
A - 11 years ago
Crazy Cooter... Are you ok?
fuckass - 11 years ago
Clearly some people are upset at not being chosen :(
If I were someone who was about to vote on a costume, and I read the comments underneath, and was easily influenced by other people, I would think that I would pick Kenny Powers based solely on his Titanic quote.
In recent years its been sold at iparty as a slip on outfit that looks like a computer screen with a pile of dog shit in the middle of it. They sell accessories as well like nqhs diplomas and recommendations from rob shaw.
Crazy Cooter - 11 years ago
Hey I'm calling it how I see it. Read everyone's pitch she gives. If this an unbiased poll then I call bullshit. These are the top picks out of 40 costumes and she is making it clear which one she favors. Her loser blogger followers will be swayed making this poll in favor if cat shit or the 80s whore
What exactly is a "blog costume" and do they really sell them at Iparty?
Peanut - 11 years ago
Everyone appreciates a classic nick toon. Nobody appreciates a shitty costume. Guess cat dog was a last resort, probably ran out of shitty blog costumes at iparty.
MS - 11 years ago
You are all fucking retarded for getting mad at a contest on a blog . Jesus Christ people , grow the fuck up .
FelineCanine - 11 years ago
Yikes looks like someone lacks an appreciation for a classic nick toon...as well as a basic understanding of English grammar.
FelineCanine - 11 years ago
Yikes looks like someone lacks an appreciation for a classic nick toon...as well as a basic understanding of English grammar.
People aren't going to vote for something because of me complimenting it. I complimented all of them. If you think it looks like shit then don't vote for it?
Crazy Cooter - 11 years ago
Idk about liking all of the comments. Baby New year wasn't being sold by you like Cat shit. They definitely have the longest pitch. If it didn't say cat dog on the costume I would have had no idea what it was. Razor Ramone looks like shit.
I complimented all of them? I am not trying to sway voters, because I could care less, my input doesn't matter...it's up to the voters, not me. I don't know the Catdog girls. I just think it's a good costume. I didn't put any friends on the poll because of bias. I know none of these people. As for being able to vote multiple times, I don't know...I selected the option to not allow multiple submissions from the same person.
Hank Mardukas - 11 years ago
Cat dog looks like something I pass during a daily bowel movement. Nothing resembles a cat or a dog..just two girls wrapped up in shit. If it wasn't for the sign proclaiming what they were I would think they went as 2 girls 1 cup!
Guy cooler - 11 years ago
Why doesn't she just let the people decide instead of trying to persuade everyone to vote her way. "This is my personal favorite". Ok great but your opinion doesn't need to be in the poll. This poll was a scam right out the gate and we all know it.
Barry cooler - 11 years ago
Ya and you can vote as many times as you want. Want kinda scam is this ?
Carl welzien - 11 years ago
Pretty funny cat dog is Molly's friends and personal favorite and is at 26 percent. Why even do a poll ya cheat. Baby new year and Kenny powers clearly better then dog shit or cat dog or whatever it is. Your better then that, clean your shit up you don't have to rig the poll.
I'm not sure why I am going to bother, but I have a few words on this comment: "Fuck off Molly. Get out from behind the computer and get a life."
Dear Mr. Burns/Bob/Shups,
I work over 40 hours a week. I blog when it's slow at work, for probably about a half an hour on average. I update on Facebook from my phone. I probably go out more than a troll who has been anonymously commenting on anything related to my blog for a year using different usernames to make it seem like there is more than one douche who does the same thing, yet uses the same writing style, obscure references to NQHS, and the word "queef". Please keep pretending that you've only read that one Quincy Boys blog from last November that got you so butt hurt over that you are still trolling a year later. Humor me by continuing to comment. When you do make sure to throw in some of that same shock/vulgar humor you are known for, you know, slang words for vaginas (and the word "queef"!). Then let's debate on a polling website (that you got to via my blog) about the time that never occurred when I claimed to be funny, or about the time you pretended that I rigged a contest for people I don't even know. When we are done debating with a younger girl, maybe you can go back to trolling Barstool's comments section with a clever username to anonymously shit on El Pres, while retweeting him at the same time because you've got a tough exterior, with the interior of a "wide set vagina". When that's done with, maybe you can beat off to the Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day. Actually, we should just skip the debating and let you move onto the latter, as you clearly have the mentality of a 15 year old boy and can probably hold it in only as long as you can handle going without saying the words "pussy" and "fart" consecutively in a typed out sentence. I always knew guys were funnier than females, I just didn't know that they could be as funny as you are!
PS: I know that the term "wide set vagina" is from the movie Mean Girls, I am SO unoriginal. I've embarrassed myself on the internet yet again =(
Hi this is me not being annonymous.All you ppl talking shit & making up conspiracies are fuckin pussys who clearly dont have a life....go get laid losers. Although I seriously doubt any1 who would post that kinda shit has much of a chance.
That's why I put the phrase in quotes. It means its quoted or not an original thought.
You prob should have paid more attention in school instead of drawing penises in your notebook and giggling about it.
I played football with this fag kid back in highschool. He cried a lot. Total whine bag.
You'd probably make it mandatory that a bunch of dudes bukakke you on the regular if you were president bro. That every kid gets a trophy line was straight from any Pussification blog on barstool. Pretty original. Fuck yourself you tubby bitch.
Love,
Montgomery Burns
Anonymous Internet comments are in the top 5 things wrong with this country right now. That and the fact that "every kid gets a trophy." If I were president, I'd make a law saying everyone has to post their real name so they would have to face repercussions for the things they say.
Anonymous Internet comments are in the top 5 things wrong with this country right now. That and the fact that "every kid gets a trophy." If I were president, I'd make a law saying everyone has to post their real name so they would have to face repercussions for the things they say.
Seriously people I just don't get it, it's a fucking contest it's supposed to be fun!! And for all you fucking assholes who are talking shit stop reading the fucking blog don't vote an shut the fuck up. No one is making you read it or look at it. It's a Halloween costume settle the fuck down!!
Thanks for enlightening me before I go to bed :) You're going to make a good bachelor for the rest of your life someday.
Molly,
It's you're advertisements. Due to your comeback of "ill stop queefing when you do" and your lack of ability to realize and recognize that if you do anything on the Internet people are going to shit on you, we've decided to not be your advertisements any longer.
Regards,
Your Advertisements
PS You're a total abortion.
Also, catdog didnt win dumbshit.
Also, catdog didnt win dumbshit.
Bob,
The internet is powerful. I wrote a blog that took 5 minutes to type out, Barstool asked to post it, and a couple months later I was offered ads and now get paid to spend up to 20 minutes a day writing a blog, while I sit at my real full time job. I'll stop queefing when you do. Trust me, I'm not crying.
I actually have never read your blog other than the one barstool posted about Quincy people, which was brutal, but tonight someone who attended class on the first floor of NQHS (your typical reader) liked your status about people shitting on you in a poll web site. When I got done being a productive member of society I figured instead of taking my nightly dump into a toilet I'd just shit directly in your face on a poll comment section. Fucking Internet is awesome. The power it has is enormous. It even gives chicks the opportunity to embarrass themselves by attempting to be funny and then crying about people shitting on them because of a costume contest, that was rigged for CatDog by the way. Fuck off Molly. Get out from behind the computer and get a life. Also stop queefing.
Bob Bousey
...I was like, 'why are you so obsessed with me'?
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff Gruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm Pooooooooooosssssshhhhh" - Molly talking also known as a queef.
Woah! Lots of anger! I love it as it shows you obviously follow my blog in some capacity because of the fact that you have been lead here (besides the Chubbuck guy but um, we are all entitled to opinions). You can say "i just clicked it bc someone reposted it", but then why would you be so angry? Are you guys alright? Do you realize you are attempting to cyber bully a girl on polldaddy.com for an admittedly stupid/non serious blog? And you are doing so anonymously. So while I neglect to go off in search of those thousand cocks you wish I'd choke on, you can sit here and dwell on the fact that you are a big, gaping vagina.
I don't agree with most of these commenters. Chicks can be funny. The only woman that ever made me laugh actually has a pretty good YouTube video. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ7aGO8PiQ&sns=em
Keep trying Molly, someday other people will believe you're talented and funny and you won't be the only one that thinks so.
Love,
Razor Ramon's Lack Of Dick Buldge
I'd rather be forced to look a still photo of Elizabeth Warren in the nude (tastefully done) than commit any time to actually reading any of these "blogs". Just a big fan of polls over here and I stumbled upon this one.
Jerold Chubick
Just sticking my nose in others business. I believe no one took anything serious than the people getting upset about the comments made by the Coolers, cooter, nutt, Tino, shitting up your back and the tanning peener
Jeez Louise guys its just a costume contest! No need to cyber bully. Molly don't listen to these guys. Just keep walking around with your head up your big stupid ass. Focus more on your dumb blogs and less on dog shit polls.
Doug Carlson
Dear Molly,
You're a fucking cunt and only funny to people with zero sense of humor. Choke on 1,000 cocks. You're a human pussy fart. :-p
Love,
Guy Fierri
Seriously!?! People are really going this fuckin crazyy over a freaking costume BLOG!?! I dont even know molly I know we went to the same high school and all the boring shit quincy details--but you really think she has that much damn time on her hands to just go skew all the results for a costume constest? I think she much rather be getting her fuckin drink on then sitting there scamming people..I mean really?? And if you are that batshit crazy that you think people literally sit there over their computer making up results or picking their friends--then you should probably just go get laid or go get a damn ass lifee!!
Jeez maybe I should have posted the rest of the costumes just for you to shut the fuck up. Legit, these were the best costumes I got. The rest were mostly group costumes, packaged costumes, or babies. I didn't have enough prizes for a group costume and a baby would be all set with a free fitness bootcamp session.
I wanna hang with Molly's hubby. Kid picked awesome costumes for the finals. Must be a laugh machine. Just pumping out the funny.
Excuse me Mr (or Mrs) Cooter, if that's your real name, but do you know how long it takes to upload 40 photos, change their format and put them on a blog? Neither do I. But I do know that there is no fucking way I was going to attempt it because fuck that. I write blogs at the same time as working my full time job and I don't like to spend more than 30 minutes.
Guarantee Molly skews the final percentages so cat shit wins. Should of put all 40 costumes up
Feel like I've voted a million times, you guys.
Peanut seems so butt hurt.
Can I retract my last comment? I feel it wasn't edgy enough. I wouldn't want to tarnish my image via this comment thread.
Cat is out of the bag! Or should I say the Catdog is out of the bag...
Molly's so edgy and cool I'm so jelly I wish I could write like her. Bet her and rob shaw scissored in the black box theatre during b lunch.
Molly should at least throw in an autographed head shot. Church it up a little bit.
I don't just dangle. I sway.
Thanks Sean Connery's ballsack, but they are $25 gift cards ;)
Somebody call the history channel! There's a conspiracy over rigging a costume contest for $5.00 giftcards. These must be those same assholes who put up trashy statuses and dont work...or youryou occasional asshole trolls. catdog was the one of the more clever ones hands down. Go find something better to do with your time rather or continue lighting up and making conspiracy theories. She has nothing to gain from rigging a small contest with really nothing to gain for the winner themself. Bunch of whiners...how about we give everybody a trophy you pussies.
I hear baby new year has a huge cock.
Lezbehonest, people are jealous (and have way too much time on their hands to care about the validity of an online poll)
Crazy Cooter... Are you ok?
Clearly some people are upset at not being chosen :(
If I were someone who was about to vote on a costume, and I read the comments underneath, and was easily influenced by other people, I would think that I would pick Kenny Powers based solely on his Titanic quote.
You are so right. Me, Catdog, and 80's glamour shot are lesbians and we lesbian it out and that's why I'm biased.
Clearly it's bias towards females...some kind of fucked up feminist lesbian shit going on here.
Best friends forever?
In recent years its been sold at iparty as a slip on outfit that looks like a computer screen with a pile of dog shit in the middle of it. They sell accessories as well like nqhs diplomas and recommendations from rob shaw.
Hey I'm calling it how I see it. Read everyone's pitch she gives. If this an unbiased poll then I call bullshit. These are the top picks out of 40 costumes and she is making it clear which one she favors. Her loser blogger followers will be swayed making this poll in favor if cat shit or the 80s whore
What exactly is a "blog costume" and do they really sell them at Iparty?
Everyone appreciates a classic nick toon. Nobody appreciates a shitty costume. Guess cat dog was a last resort, probably ran out of shitty blog costumes at iparty.
You are all fucking retarded for getting mad at a contest on a blog . Jesus Christ people , grow the fuck up .
Yikes looks like someone lacks an appreciation for a classic nick toon...as well as a basic understanding of English grammar.
Yikes looks like someone lacks an appreciation for a classic nick toon...as well as a basic understanding of English grammar.
People aren't going to vote for something because of me complimenting it. I complimented all of them. If you think it looks like shit then don't vote for it?
Idk about liking all of the comments. Baby New year wasn't being sold by you like Cat shit. They definitely have the longest pitch. If it didn't say cat dog on the costume I would have had no idea what it was. Razor Ramone looks like shit.
Yeah, just checked. Multiple submissions by the same person is disabled. Stop being a dickbag over a lighthearted costume contest.
I complimented all of them? I am not trying to sway voters, because I could care less, my input doesn't matter...it's up to the voters, not me. I don't know the Catdog girls. I just think it's a good costume. I didn't put any friends on the poll because of bias. I know none of these people. As for being able to vote multiple times, I don't know...I selected the option to not allow multiple submissions from the same person.
Cat dog looks like something I pass during a daily bowel movement. Nothing resembles a cat or a dog..just two girls wrapped up in shit. If it wasn't for the sign proclaiming what they were I would think they went as 2 girls 1 cup!
Why doesn't she just let the people decide instead of trying to persuade everyone to vote her way. "This is my personal favorite". Ok great but your opinion doesn't need to be in the poll. This poll was a scam right out the gate and we all know it.
Ya and you can vote as many times as you want. Want kinda scam is this ?
Pretty funny cat dog is Molly's friends and personal favorite and is at 26 percent. Why even do a poll ya cheat. Baby new year and Kenny powers clearly better then dog shit or cat dog or whatever it is. Your better then that, clean your shit up you don't have to rig the poll.