Angela isn't a fraud, is she? Perhaps in addition to doing NANOWRIMO,
Angela brought Elvis back from the dead in a bizarre ritual involving bacon, 3 nine volt batteries & a handful of rhinestones and now must stay close to make sure he doesn't develop a taste for flesh
Angela figured Elvis' entourage was the perfect way to observe what causes the King's appeal so she can develop magnetic characters herself
Angela's secret life as an Elvis Inpersonator reached such acclaim it forced the King himself out of hiding. Singing to Obama was his attempt to prove he is the ONE TRUE Elvis
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