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Wanna be my Secretary of the Treasury? - Bob van der Valk
No thanks...I already have a bunch of GM stock. - Barry Ruiter
Who says I'm anti-coal. Use as much as you want to fill the Republicans' stockings. -Lew Goshorn
I understand your elves aren't unionized, so I'll have to send the SEIU up there along with George Soros. - Mike Marino
"Nicky...look...you run a Fortune 500 company, you're in the 1% and your taxes WILL be going up!" - Lucas Brazzi
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