Which Strictly Ethnic Stereotype Dance would you like to see next?
A Kristina Rihanoff jive where she swigs vodka and starts a fight with someone in the front row
A Flacia Cacace tango where she makes someone an offer they can't refuse and she leaves a horse's head in their bed
A Ola Jordan waltz where she eats a sausage then mends your sink
A Pasha Kovalev paso doble where he smashes corrupt capitalist pig system and installs glorious and fair system of communist rule
A Natalie Lowe foxtrot where she has a barbie and ties a kangaroo down, sport
A Brendan Cole foxtrot, which is a bit different from a Natalie Lowe foxtrot but nobody can really tell how
A Karen Hauer salsa where she wears massive fake boobs and yells "AIIIIIIII! JAYYYYYYYYYYY!" every 5 seconds
An Aliona Vilani quickstep which...I...erm...Borat?
A James Jordan rumba where he has a fake tan then gets vajazzled
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