Of the following, which is the most vintage-est?

• A crank who knits their own "Stay Tuned for SportsCenter" sign to display in the crowd.

• A crank who brings their own Betsy Ross for "God Bless America" to display during the 7th Inning stretch.

• A crank who wears jean overalls, no shirt, no shoes and has a piece of hay hanging from his mouth.

• A crank who has tailgating chairs and a cooler in the back of their horse and buggy.