How Should We Explain My Husband's Heart Surgery Scar?
An enraged samurai sword-wielding carnie attacked him after he won a giant prize. He nearly bled out. Fortunately, a clown got him to the hospital in one of those little cars in time.
While driving & following a construction truck, the truck slammed on it's brakes. A piece of rebar flew off the truck, pierced the windshield AND his chest, pinning him to the seat of his car.
A gang of squirrels attacked him at the golf course running loop, the shock of which made his heart stop. Docs had to manually massage his heart to restart it.
He was checking out a friend's table saw, doing the male bonding thing, when he slipped & landed on the saw blade, right in the middle of his chest. His fast-thinking friend screamed. A lot.
The Mafia infiltrated the FBI's witness protection program and figured out where to find my husband. Fortunately, he managed to survive the hit.
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