Why is Pope Benedict XVI stepping down? (poll 6897472)

Why is Pope Benedict XVI stepping down?

Has a weird fetish for making people stare at smokestacks

Rex Ryan drafting him to back up Sanchez

Obscure loophole in New Testament allows him to leave if Justin Bieber somehow releases a respectable acoustic album

Turns out being infallible is super hard

Health declined rapidly when he heard about Paterno

Couldn't retire until he made sure Satan was behind bars once and for all

Beyonce's halftime show one big MK-ULTRA trigger

Realized Vatican City wants a smaller, more effective government

Turning the business over to Michael so it can go legit

People just not buying as much Jesus as they used to

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