The best "Bamalogism" is:
Blessphemy – A truly Alabama way of damning a person with “bless your heart.”
Bamaboozled – When the guy who just took office turns out like the guy who just left office.
Religiotics – The politics of making everything about one’s particular brand of religion.
Goobernatorial – Elections which result in selection of a governor reminiscent of George Lindsey.
Racistocracy – That sect of people who believe any differing opinion must be rooted in racial motives.
Abortislation – The art of claiming every bill is about stopping abortion, regardless of actual purpose.
Idiotology – Business as usual in Montgomery, no matter who is in charge.
Leghornitis – The intentional exaggeration of Southern accent to gain "favuh" with the electorate.
Spanned – Changing your plans based on a weather forecast.
Mooremonism – Belief that if you do the same thing twice you’ll get a different result.
Fobmooreic – The Reclycling of failed and embarrassing politicians into the same job after a few years.
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