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And you thought there was only one guy with big ears who could play a convincing role acting as president! - Woody Stidham
Don't worry. My acceptance speech will even be shorter than 'The Gettysburg Address'! - Lew Goshorn
"Honest" Abe, as I am sometimes called, could never be president now! - David Nosotti ยท
I want to thank the Senate for finally breaking the filibuster on my nomination, it only took 150 years! - Dan Fox
You need to be an actor to pretend you're a sane and intelligent Republican these days. - Eric Toth
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