Choose your favourite punchline to: An Egg walked into a bar...
…with a chicken. The barman looks up and says “So, which one of you came first?”
… and proceeded to get smashed.
… and scrambled on the bar stool.
… and ordered a Glenmorangie. He was a Scotch egg.
… and the barman said, “Is this a yolk?”
… and the barman said, “Famous Grouse?” and the egg says, “No, I’m chicken.”
… after poaching, but was soon whisked off into custardy.
… and the barman said, “You’d like to be steaming? Or a meringue…?”
… He was shy at first but then he really came out of his shell.
…and entertained the punters all evening with his egg-based puns. Until he said, “That’s all, yolks.”
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