What excuse are you using to get out of work on Cardinals Opening Day? (poll 7001222)

What excuse are you using to get out of work on Cardinals Opening Day?

I have a “meeting, a headache, or some other ailment.”

I have a case of Bueller-itis (anyone, anyone).

No excuse needed, already turned in my vacation request!

What? It’s not a Holiday?

I need a mental health day.

My sister’s boyfriend's mom's brother's dog is sick.

24 hour stomach bug.

I have the Red Bird Flu…new type of bird flu.

I didn’t realize it was Monday.

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