Choose your favourite punchline to "A Harpist walks into a bar..." (poll 7112222)

Choose your favourite punchline to "A Harpist walks into a bar..."

That clearly said “Harpists will be bullied in here” at the entrance. But she was plucky.

And picked a drink.

“Need a drink?” said the barman. “Yes,” she replied, “I’m highly strung.”

And orders a cool sharp Harp.

And sees her pal Leon. “Ay oh,”said Leon. “Aeolian,” she replied.

And ordered a beer. The barman said they didn’t have any. She said he was a lyre.

As she had a voucher for a discount. She got a penny off and thought that a psaltery amount.

And after a few rounds, she was a harpy.

with her harp, looking for work. “Sure”, said the barman, “there’s a hundered hard-boiled eggs back here needing sliced.”

With her harp, looking for work. “Sure,” said the barman. The waitress raised her evebrows, saying “That’’ll put a spanner in the works”

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