What wacko claim do YOU want to hear the next publicity-seeking conservative make? (Poll Closed) (poll 7141154)

What wacko claim do YOU want to hear the next publicity-seeking conservative make? (Poll Closed)

Jesus would be back by now if he didn't keep getting aborted 33%
Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, they self-deported during the Hoover administration 5%
Not since Helen Keller have so many Americans been born with so many advantages 8%
Duncan Hines' new "Packin' Fudge" brownie mix is proof of a widespread gay conspiracy 9%
If we don't give kids access to assault rifles with big magazines, how will they ever learn to read? 18%
Scientists who refudiate global warming conspiracy theories are the proof of intelligent design 8%
Never doubt that a small group of Americans can terrorize the world; indeed it's the only thing that ever has 15%
Other 5%

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