Whats Your Favorite Cher Horowitz Quote?
“He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”
“This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us."
"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M & M’s and like 3 pieces of licorice.”
“I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I’ve worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.”
“Daddy’s a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy’s so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I’m his daughter.”
“I don’t know why Dionne is going out with a highschool boy, they’re like dogs. You have to clean them, and they’re just like these nervous creatures who jump and slobber all over you.”
"Wasn’t my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.”
"Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged?”
"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."
“As if?!”
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