White pie or no pie! I grew up eating this stuff (or wish I had) and it’s my jam.

I like a good white pie, but ONLY a good white pie. All too often they’re bland, rubbery, and a waste of valuable stomach real estate.

So...there’s no tomato sauce? Not even, like, some on the side? Hmm. I'll have to give this "white pie" business a try and get back to you.

No way, no how. Pizza, by definition, requires tomato sauce.

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