My needs...

• I am a princess and it is my partner's job to meet each and every one of my needs, no matter how trivial... she loves me, right??

• I don't expect my partner to meet ALL my needs, but there are a few things I need that are non-negotiable... and maybe a little indulgent. But I NEED them nonetheless.

• I don't expect my partner to meet ALL my needs, but there are a couple of intimate things I only want to get from my partner. The rest is just icing.

• Obviously I expect my partner to meet my romantic needs, but I've got friends for everything else.

• Look, you need a massage? Go to a massage therapist. I'm your girlfriend, I'm just here for the sex and the company.