Grades are everything! I'd bring in the camera, no question. Those skeletons on the cover looked really happy! The camera can't even be that bad.

I would take a picture of Sourball and hope that he got gonorrhea! That'd give his balls a reason to be sour.

What the fuck kind of question is this? Did Greg's parents really raise such a piece of shit that he can't see what a ridiculous dilemma this is?

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