What is the best justification for drinking coffee? (poll 7480121)

What is the best justification for drinking coffee?

I'm being patriotic. Tea is for our English oppressors!

I need free wifi for at least 4 hours and the coffeehouse baristas will give me dirty looks if I don't buy another drink.

Needing a coffee break seems more acceptable than saying "I'm bored out of my mind and I need to get away from this desk ASAP."

I'm two degrees colder than I usually am.

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