Choose your favourite punchline to "Santa walked into a bar…" (poll 7633436)

Choose your favourite punchline to "Santa walked into a bar…"

but drinking wasn’t good for his elf.

and the barman got the sack.

and the barman said, “How did you find us?” and Santa said, “With my Santa-nav.”

and this woman came up and stood on his head and gave him a kiss. The barman said, “Why did you do that?” She said, “I always wanted to get him under my stiletto.”

or was it a pole?

and the barman said, “Why did you not come down the chimney?” and Santa said, “I’ve been choked up with the flue”.

and the barman ran out. He was Claustrophobic.

to find that the tables were all sloping. He checked the list twice before ordering.

to find a thousand elves in a brawl. He wasn’t impressed with the elfin safety record.

and the busy barman said, “Can you wait there for the present?” and Santa said, “That’s a first.”

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