Who Should Be The Media's Prom Queen in the 2016 Goat Rodeo? (poll 7709516)

Who Should Be The Media's Prom Queen in the 2016 Goat Rodeo?

Frothy "Google Me" Santorum, theocrat

Sen. Aqua Buddha, plagiarist

Sen. Big Gulp Rubio, rake-stepper

Rep. Paul Ryan, Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver

Mooselini, grifter

Gov. Gomer, secret squirrel fryer

Newticles, staff-banging serial adulterer

Gov. Perry, theocrat secessionist nitwit

Sen. Ted Cruz, high-pitched bitch squealer

Gov. Scott Walker, Koch Industries

Gov. Bobby "Bubba" Jindal, boy exorcist and volcano scholar

Jeb, the Bush crime family macrocephalic exhibit A, and allegedly the smart one

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