He punched someone else in the face.

He didn't punch anyone in the face.

He bought a new couch because he still couldn't get all of the semen out of the old one.

He got a tattoo because he can't just be in a relationship with Abby without making grand gestures at every turn.

New couch AND a tattoo because he really really fucking can't just be in a relationship with Abby without making grand gestures at every turn.

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