How is chili better than your spouse?
Chili won't try to talk to you while you're watching the game
Chili can sit in your lap without seriously impeding your circulation
Chili actually looks good adorned with shredded cheese and onions
Chili can handle being completely slathered with hot sauce
Chili doesn't complain when you try to shove it into the freezer
Chili thinks its just fine if you have another beer
Chili is something you can have if you find yourself incarcerated
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