What is your favorite part about Opening Day? (poll 7928812)

What is your favorite part about Opening Day?

Maybe it's just me, but I actually enjoy smelling a stadium full of beer farts.

As a Cubs fan, I know it's the only day where I can say the Cubs are in first place.

Plowing fat broads inside Miller Park shitter stalls.

Watching a forty-year-old grown man puke all over his World's Greatest Dad T-shirt.

I make my kid with Aspergers put on the opposing team's jersey and then I throw beer cans at him. It's fucking awesome, bro.

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