Have you ever wanted to date your double?
YES - Ummm... hello??! I'm hot. The sex would be DOUBLE hot, duh.
YES - I love science fiction! How many clones of me can I make?
YES - Though unfortunately after sex, only one of us can continue living.
YES - I'd have the "other me" moonlight as a cat burglar; we'd make love on piles of money and jewels — like Ertha Kitt.
YES - In fact, I'm ALREADY dating myself and we love it.
NO - What if I dumped MYSELF? What a catastrophic blow that'd be to us, err, me.
NO - I couldn't DATE myself. My friends and family would think it was weird.
NO - But I WOULD fuck myself. I'd fuck the shit outta me, or tag-team with a third or fourth.
NO - If we touched, it'd rip the very fabric of time and space, and then dragons and goblins and shit would fly through into our world.
NO - But can my other friend date my twin? His flirting is getting on my nerves. :-/
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