There's a very attractive new staff member starting today. Very attractive indeed! Do you... (poll 7966972)

There's a very attractive new staff member starting today. Very attractive indeed! Do you...

1. Follow induction procedure and ensure they understand where the fire exits are.

2. Befriend them quickly, introduce them around and sit with them at lunchtime.

3. Dish up the dirt on your colleagues - it's for their own good.

4. Add them as a friend on Facebook and to your WURK circle on G+. Scope out their interests and decide whether they'll be of any use to you.

5. Stare in open appreciation. Everyone likes to feel pretty.

6. Ask searching questions about their background, beliefs, aspirations and intentions. You need to know if they'll have your back in a tight spot.

7. Feel uncomfortable but keep an eye out for them - they might need a hero to come rescue them.

8. Impress them with your wit. Invite them out for drinks.

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