What should the SMH market next?
Elizabeth Farrelly’s personal furniture removal service
The streetside bicycle tanty: an Elizabeth Farrelly masterclass
Taliban apology tour with Peter FitzSimons
Sprinting lessons with Peter FitzSimons and a Frenchman
A lock of Mike Carlton’s hair
A dyed blond lock of Mike Carlton’s hair (premium subscribers only)
A vial of Darren Goodsir’s tears
Ben Cubby’s panties (pre-bunched)
Mike Carlton’s English voice as your phone message (“Air hellair!”)
David Marr’s Hilarious Pomposity (cologne, $1500 per bottle)
Paul McGeough’s fairness to Israel (autograph incomplete due to size limitations)
Margo Kingston’s hairbrush (as-new condition)
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