What Kind Of Lube Do You Prefer?
NONE - I call it "African style!"
SPIT - It's free and smells faintly like bubble gum.
LOTION - The tried and true lube for teenage masturbators — thanks mom!
CONDITIONER - Perfect for shower sex. Plus, it makes my pubes smooth and silky!
WATER-BASED LUBE - Does this count towards my 8 glasses of water a day?
SILICONE-BASED LUBE - Perfect for toys, keeps you feeling slutty all day long.
LARD - And when you're done fisting, you can make a pie!
MUD - Wild thing, I think I love you... but I wanna know for sure.
CUM - You can use whatever you don't eat to get off!
TEARS - It's just not any fun unless someone gets hurt.
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